Week after week, our hosts pitch flawless film ideas. They’re so flawless that our savvy fan base has begun to wonder: Do these fellas have a kryptonite? Listen to Pitch Hunt’s superhero plots to find out. SPOILER ALERT: the answer is no. This trio of hosts is straight up invincible.
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No actor is more excellent. No man is more beautiful. That’s right, folks. It’s a Keanu “Cool Breeze Over the Mountains” Reeves episode. This week, our hosts pitch the big man’s next 3 cinematic masterworks.
This week it’s Pitch Hunt’s 20th episode, and shrewd listeners know what that means: It’s time once again for TED ON THE TENS™. That’s right – our dear friend, master pitcher and visionary Ted Meyer is back at it again, this time pitching his dream Batman feature. Will there be Batman? You best bet your britches. Will there be action? Better believe it. Technical difficulties? In spades. One thing’s for certain, though. This is an episode that, like a well thrown batarang, cannot be missed.
As always, Nic Cage transformed feelings into words better than anyone else could ever hope to with this iconic line: “I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE! I’M A VAMPIRE!”. You guessed it – this week on Pitch Hunt our undead hosts pitch three of the spookiest and most unexpected vampire flicks ever conceived. Be warned — you’d be wise to set aside some dry pantaloons for this one.
Unless you’re wildly unfortunate and fall into a coma at birth only to be revived decades later a fully grown human person, every one of us on this great green earth has experienced the joy, pain, and lessons of childhood. For so many of us, animated films were a major part of that strange and sometimes hormone-addled period of our lives, with the movies we watched growing up leaving an indelible mark on our psyches. This week on Pitch Hunt our angsty cohosts push the boundaries of both decency and technology as they reminisce about animated films past and pitch…
Sport. The ultimate test of strength vs. strength, speed vs. speed, cunning vs dastardly cunning. There’s something deep within so many human souls that craves the thrill of competition and reigning victorious over those with lesser skill. Hollywood has a long history of attempting to tap into this primal desire and producing films that attempt to capture the ecstasy of victory and/or agony of defeat, but until this week on Pitch Hunt that premise has never truly come to glorious fruition. Our champion cohosts wax poetic about athletic days of yore and pitch three movies that are sure to leave…
Sharknado. Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus. Thanks to the titanic response to films like these tentpoles, B Movies have been seeing a(n) (un)fortunate revival in modern cinema. In an age in which mega-budget blockbusters are annihilating box office records left, right, and center, there’s still a special place in moviegoers’ hearts for the kind of low-budget low-brow schlock that can only be harvested from the depraved minds of Hollywood’s rejects. This week on Pitch Hunt our spurned cohosts pitch three garbage-tier masterpieces and explore the line tread by flicks that are so stupid they just might…
What is there to say about Action Comedy films that hasn’t been said already? This sublime marriage of two of Hollywoodland’s favorite genres has produced some of the most beloved films and franchises around, by simultaneously activating audience’s adrenaline and tickling their funnybones. This week on Pitch Hunt our multitasking cohosts aim to do exactly that, and pitch three goofy pulse-pounders that are sure to redefine one of cinema’s most trusted combos.
Nicolas Cage has everything an actor needs: charisma, ravishing good looks, wit, and a desperate need for cash to care for his menagerie of exotic pets and possessions and 20+ properties – which include 15 mansions, two castles, and a pair of Bahamian islands. Over his 38-year acting career, Nic has captured the hearts and minds of audiences the world over, and on this week’s Pitch Hunt, our fanboy cohosts pitch what could be the next chapter in the prolific career of one of Hollywood’s most beloved icons.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Conspiracies abound in this mysterious world, and who’s to say that the creators of the computer simulation that we’re all living in aren’t just testing our tiny brains to see who’s worthy of seeing the REAL TRUTH? Join our woke cohosts this week as they explore the gritty underworld and expose some of the most nefarious and shocking ideas ever pitched.